DEER HUNTING

A group of guys go deer hunting and separate into pairs for the
day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a
huge buck. "Where's Harry?" asked another hunter.

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail," Harry's partner
answered. "You left him lying there alone and carried the
deer back?" questioned the other hunter.

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured
no one would try to steal Harry."