LET'S LAUGH !
A : Doctor, doctor, I feel like an old sock.
B : Darn me. I thought there was a funny smell in here !
A : Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water ?
B : But, you've had six already.
A : I know, but my sister's still on fire !
A : Why is your cat looking at me like that ?
B : Because you're eating off its plate !
A : Waiter, waiter, you've got your thumb in my soup.
B : It's all right, sir. It isn't hot !
A : When do you like school most ?
B : At weekends and during the school holidays, and when I'm off sick !
A : I told you to get a good place in your class this term.
B : I did that.... Right by the window !
A : What's HNO3 ?
B : It's ...er.... It's on the tip of my tongue, sir.
A : Well, spit it out at once. It's nitric acid !
A : What shall we do this afternoon ?
B : I know. Let's spin a coin. If it comes down heads,let's go skating, and if it comes down tails,let's go swimming.
C : And if it comes down on its edge, let's stay in and do our homework !
A : Give me a sentence starting with I, Mandy.
B : Yes, miss. I is.......
A : No,no,no, Mandy. You don't say 'I is' you say 'I am'.
B : All right, miss. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet !
A : Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand,
what would I have ?
B : Huge hands, sir.
A : Kenneth, name ten things with milk in them.
B : Yes,sir. Milkshake,tea,coffee,cocoa,and ...er... six cows !
A : Doctor,doctor. I feel like a car.
B : Just park yourself over there !
A : Can you count up to ten Prunella ?
B : Yes, miss. One,two,three,four,five,six,seven,eight,nine,ten.
A : Very good. Now, can you go on from there ?
B : Yes, miss. Jack,Queen,King !
A : There is a fly in my soup.
B : Don't worry,sir. He won't drink much !
A : There's a spider in my soup.
B : Oh, really ? That's 10 p extra !
Compiled and presented by Hakan RODOP / ANKARA